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Charlie (@chozzles) and Anna (@ajlobster) are revisiting Star Trek: The Next Generation. In a big way. And we've noticed that the clothes on that show are AMAZING. And not just 1987 amazing, or 24th century amazing, but BOTH, SIMULTANEOUSLY. We celebrate those fashions here.

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8 hours ago | 200 notes

Someone made a montage of Star Trek ladies to that insane Sarah Brightman Song. h/t The Toast.

1 week ago | 73 notes

Yul brynner's fashions in the Ten Commandments

This is NOT Star Trek related but it IS bonkers fashion related and I wrote it. My boyfriend made me watch The Ten Commandments in preparation for Passover and I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE GRATEFUL.

2 weeks ago | 228 notes

Today is a good day…to learn Klingon.

2 weeks ago | 1,306 notes

This incredible line from KNAPP is totally high fashion TNG. Also, put it all on my body. 

Gracias to Twitter pal @leavittalone for directing us to it.

2 weeks ago | 172 notes

Ethics - 5.16

Hey everyone! It’s the “right to die” episode (well, one of them, anyway) of TNG! LET’S TALK ABOUT THE CLOTHES and not the really intense ethical issues that are somewhat addressed by this show.

The ep opens with Worf getting pummeled by some containers in a cargo bay:

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You are no match for our cylindrical perfection, mere Klingon

They fuck him up pretty good and he goes to sick bay:

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THIS SHINY BLANKET IS DISHONORABLE

He gets to wear some Klingon PJs and lay under one of those dope medical blankets that looks like part of a RuPaul’s Drag Race challenge. 

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2 weeks ago | 196 notes
This piece on how DS9 is the gayest Star Trek is something you guys should see, probably.

This piece on how DS9 is the gayest Star Trek is something you guys should see, probably.

3 weeks ago | 340 notes

Thine Own Self - 7.16

Reader Erika C. emailed us about this ep a few weeks ago and RIGHTLY SO because a bunch of it takes place on a REN FAIRE PLANET. Let’s dive right in. 

The episode actually starts with some great wigs, and some great women attached to those wigs:

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Hmm? Yes, it did hurt when I fell from Heaven, actually, do you have an ice pack

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Troi’s hairstyle is called an “Inverse Picard”

Crusher and Troi are chatting about Troi’s plans to take the bridge officer test. It’s a nice, Bechdel-test-passing scene. With wigs that would make RuPaul proud.

But on to the real meat and potatoes of this episode: REN FAIRE PLAAANET. 

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3 weeks ago | 28 notes
Hey y’all! I’m doing some spring cleaning and I found this sweet 80’s dress I got at a thrift store once. You can probably tell why I bought it, but it does not fit me AT ALL. I’m selling it on eBay but I’d like to see it go to a home where it will be properly appreciated. It’s a little darker than engineering yellow, but I think people would get the idea if it was combined with very pale makeup or a VISOR.

Hey y’all! I’m doing some spring cleaning and I found this sweet 80’s dress I got at a thrift store once. You can probably tell why I bought it, but it does not fit me AT ALL. I’m selling it on eBay but I’d like to see it go to a home where it will be properly appreciated. It’s a little darker than engineering yellow, but I think people would get the idea if it was combined with very pale makeup or a VISOR.

3 weeks ago | 338 notes
Hahahaha oh my god, you guys. This Twitter account is just weird-ass pictures of TNG action figures in funny situations. I liked this BTTF one, but there are more to enjoy. Thanks for the tip, Hillary!

Hahahaha oh my god, you guys. This Twitter account is just weird-ass pictures of TNG action figures in funny situations. I liked this BTTF one, but there are more to enjoy. Thanks for the tip, Hillary!

4 weeks ago | 411 notes

topixoffbeat:

We paired some TNG characters with their dog counterparts. Click here for more!

Another thing I did for work! I made a few more, like Barclay, and they’re over here.

Via Topix Offbeat