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Charlie (@chozzles) and Anna (@ajlobster) are revisiting Star Trek: The Next Generation. In a big way. And we've noticed that the clothes on that show are AMAZING. And not just 1987 amazing, or 24th century amazing, but BOTH, SIMULTANEOUSLY. We celebrate those fashions here.

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1 day ago | 3,341 notes
Oh my god. This kitten is named LeVar Purrton.

Oh my god. This kitten is named LeVar Purrton.

(Source: twitter.com)

3 days ago | 98 notes

Timescape - 6.25

You guys I picked two episodes at random and they’re both ROMPIN’ WITH ROMULANS episodes! I’m not gonna say I’m mad, but I’m a little mad. I don’t need a Lwaxana level episode, but sheesh, someone throw me some mid-shipman Gymboree-esque blocking or something. Christ. Thank god Anna had some Klingons to break things up for us. Brought to you by VO5. VO5: Your Hair Shouldn’t Be Angry Like a Klingon.

If you hadn’t guessed from the title this episode is about TIME. But also it’s SNEAKY. It starts out with Bev healing this wound on Riker’s head with space science.

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In the future, all wounds will be healed with chef’s torches

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4 days ago | 138 notes

Sins of the Father - 3.17

Get ready for a Klingon-heavy episode, kids, because we have them in DROVES.

We start out by learning that Riker has recently completed a stint on a Klingon warbird in some sort of “office exchange” program, which I imagine involved a lot of him hitting on lady Klingons and subsequently being punched in the face. It was probably great. Now, the Enterprise is hosting a Klingon officer in return. His name is Kurn.

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Or as I like to spell it, K ur   n #deepcutkernjokes

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1 week ago | 195 notes

The Enemy - 3.08

In “The Enemy,” Riker, Worf and Geordi head down to the surface of some shithole for reasons that escape me (in my defense, I watched the first half of this episode a few weeks ago). The only real benefit is that we’re able to get some real good foul-weather acting out of our guys:

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What Tyra wouldn’t give for some hair-in-breeze action shots like this

Geordi of course falls down a hole because of course he does:

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You know if Geordi is gonna be a main focus of an episode that he’s going to end up at the bottom of a hole, emotional or otherwise

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1 week ago | 207 notes

Preemptive Strike - 7.24

I feel like we don’t have that many Season 7 eps in the vault, so I asked my boyfriend to pick a number and this was the episode he ended up picking. And guess what? THERE IS FASHION. Not a super lot, but some. It starts with some INCROYABLE Season 7 Bev and Deanna hair:

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How high does the volume go? IT GOES TO 11

Bev’s working that sweet Irish setter silkiness and Deanna has a pouf that could protect her head in case of falling rocks. I’d also like to point out Ensign Ro’s SERIOUS sideburn work here.

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Ensign Ro, bringing back the baby bangs

Those bangs are SHORT. Do you think they have pinup couture on Bajor? Ro is looking typically fierce here, with a FULL 90s brick red that I am sure we will all be seeing on the runways this fall, what with the 90s renaissance that’s happening. 

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1 week ago | 389 notes
If these guys need an officiant who is willing to wear a Starfleet uniform, I AM AN ORDAINED MINISTER. 

http://m.newnownext.com/star-trek-fan-proposes-to-his-boyfriend-on-the-bridge-of-the-u-s-s-enterprise/10/2014/

If these guys need an officiant who is willing to wear a Starfleet uniform, I AM AN ORDAINED MINISTER.

http://m.newnownext.com/star-trek-fan-proposes-to-his-boyfriend-on-the-bridge-of-the-u-s-s-enterprise/10/2014/

4 weeks ago | 314 notes

Evolution - 3.01

"Not the most exciting fashion but: Bev is back! With a popped collar.” is how reader Katie G. described this episode and I was like “okay, let’s DO THIS. It opens with this shot:

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Thank god I wasn’t on HD TV as a teen

Wesley. Wake up. Get it together. 

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1 month ago | 146 notes

Reader Kaasis found this bonkers video of some hippies on TOS and pointed out that the dude MIGHT have the Twitter logo on his forehead. The looks are AMAZING and the song is ridiculous. Enjoy.

1 month ago | 517 notes
A+ cookies. Well done, Just Jenn.

A+ cookies. Well done, Just Jenn.