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Charlie (@chozzles) and Anna (@ajlobster) are revisiting Star Trek: The Next Generation. In a big way. And we've noticed that the clothes on that show are AMAZING. And not just 1987 amazing, or 24th century amazing, but BOTH, SIMULTANEOUSLY. We celebrate those fashions here.

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if you wanna holler.

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Our screenshots come from trekcore.com when they're good and were taken by us in the old days when they're bad.

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6 days ago | 519 notes

The Child - 2.01

This is the one where Troi gets pregnant. How? Well, when a tiny beam of sperm-shaped light and a woman love each other very, very much:

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"Dat ass" - this lightsperm

…the lightsperm travels into any nearby spaceship and impregnates a half-human, half-Betazoid woman…somehow. It’s never made THAT clear how this works. And you know why?

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"Special" my ass

Because this is the new ship’s doctor!!! Uggggghhhhh.

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I’m Feather Mullet and I’m here to say / I’m super stupid in a stupid way

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2 weeks ago | 1,150 notes

This baby is you.

This baby is all of us. 

(This baby is now 23 years old.)

3 weeks ago | 482 notes
My mom was cleaning out her house and found this card she got one from one of her BFFs in middle school. So you could say I’m quite literally…
*sunglasses*
The Next Generation


My mom was cleaning out her house and found this card she got one from one of her BFFs in middle school. So you could say I’m quite literally…

*sunglasses*

The Next Generation

3 weeks ago | 534 notes
Anyone else playing the Kim Cardassian game?

Anyone else playing the Kim Cardassian game?

3 weeks ago | 283 notes

I know we’re a TNG blog but this made me laugh and I’m sure many of you will enjoy this. I look forward to the day when we start assessing DS9 fashions. BUT FIRST WE MUST FINISH TNG. 

h/t to my girl Leanna!

4 weeks ago | 150 notes
I CAN’T WAIT FOR THIS BOOK YOU GUYS
h/t @Lava_Lander for the heads up!

I CAN’T WAIT FOR THIS BOOK YOU GUYS

h/t @Lava_Lander for the heads up!

1 month ago | 58 notes
Some of you probably enjoy Weird Al. I assessed the fashions in his new video for work. We can all agree that Aisha looks adorable here, right?

Some of you probably enjoy Weird Al. I assessed the fashions in his new video for work. We can all agree that Aisha looks adorable here, right?

1 month ago | 190 notes

Hide and Q - 1.10

YES, it’s another Q episode. We’ve actually done this one before - it was, like, the second post on this blog. It’s one picture of Q in a Napoleon uniform and it’s boringggggg. So I’m re-doing it under our new paradigm. 

The episode opens with someone calling the ship for medical help as Bev walks around in the hallway:

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Walk walk fashion baby / This is a five-year-old Lady Gaga reference

Look at how well her coat fits! In other episodes, we’ve seen MAJOR volume in Bev’s coats, so this one is a nicely-fitted change. I’d like to see her pair this with some graphic leggings and a nice pump. (Side note: come on, pumps!)

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1 month ago | 249 notes

Q Who - 2.16

You see that punny title. You know who’s here: 

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FUCKIN’ Q, THAT’S WHO

Hey Q, you dickwad. 

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1 month ago | 20 notes
  • Question: Forgive my ignorance, but have you ever critiqued the fashion in "The Inner Light"? So much flouncy material in Picard's mind-village… - wantonitalics
  • Answer:

    We have! THE TIE-DYE. 

    I don’t normally answer questions publicly, because usually it’s just someone telling us they like the blog and that’s boring for you guys, but this is my favorite episode, so I am posting it for you all to enjoy. A new ACTUAL post is en route.