The fashion world is tricking us all into thinking these are clothes.
A fashion (but not Star Trek) related thing I did for work, in case any of you guys might enjoy. There are some REAL doozies in the fall lines. I’M LOOKING AT YOU, CHANEL
Literally the only thing I write checks for is my rent, but if I had these, I wouldn’t use Chase Quickpay to reimburse Charlie for those tickets to the Maria Bamford show he bought for us.
Get them here.
Reader Claire sent us this awesome photo of “24th Century Casualwear” that is basically 100% perfect. As she explains it: “I met all the basic requirements: asymmetrical hemlines; color blocking; secondary colors; inappropriate fabrics (the top is made of wool felt); and weird straps that don’t serve an obvious purpose.” This color story of dried-blood brown, deep mustard, and Eddie Bauer 1997 Hunter Green is absolutely something we’d see on one of the Enterprise’s non-uniformed denizens.
I also LOVE the little “purse” she made to go with it! Claire says: “I designed the labels on my computer and had them printed on bumper sticker stock; the black lines are Chartpak tape, which is what they used to do all those lines on props and sets on the show.”
A+ COSPLAY, CLAIRE. You are ready for a casual coffee date at Ten Forward.
This is the one where Troi gets pregnant. How? Well, when a tiny beam of sperm-shaped light and a woman love each other very, very much:
"Dat ass" - this lightsperm
…the lightsperm travels into any nearby spaceship and impregnates a half-human, half-Betazoid woman…somehow. It’s never made THAT clear how this works. And you know why?
"Special" my ass
Because this is the new ship’s doctor!!! Uggggghhhhh.
I’m Feather Mullet and I’m here to say / I’m super stupid in a stupid way
This baby is you.
This baby is all of us.
(This baby is now 23 years old.)
My mom was cleaning out her house and found this card she got one from one of her BFFs in middle school. So you could say I’m quite literally…
The Next Generation
I know we’re a TNG blog but this made me laugh and I’m sure many of you will enjoy this. I look forward to the day when we start assessing DS9 fashions. BUT FIRST WE MUST FINISH TNG.
h/t to my girl Leanna!